acwfans "Wellness Program"

[barry]

In light of recent events in the wrestling and sports world and in response to public outcry, media pressure and Congressional orders, www.acwfans.proboards100.com is announcing the implementation of our new "Wellness Program."

All fans posting on this message board will be subject to random, unannounced Steroid testing. Due to the nature of the message board, these tests will be of the essay variety. Since spelling will count in these tests, acwfans.proboards100.com regretfully and preemptively announces the suspension Big Biss from the active fan roster. We wish Biss luck with his rehabilitation and anticipate his return to his active roll in the shortest possible time.

[killerkellykyle]

I knew that fro didnt come naturally....

[bigbiss]

This is some Bull shit. when my contract is up im gone like RVD

[New Administrator]

after your contract is done you cant work for 90 days.

[killerkellykyle]

Luckily for Biss, the Indywarz board doesnt have a wellness program

[barry]

killerkellykyle said:

Luckily for Biss, the Indywarz board doesnt have a wellness program

hmmmmm... Interesting....

[nakofan64]

Luckily, I'm paid by appearance....

[Big Mike]

SHHHHHHHHH*T, if I'm on steroids, I think I need to sue the steroid company....

[killerkellykyle]

I have to come clean...for about 6 months now i have been getting illegal steriods from Japan. The only thing is, i havent been getting bigger, but i have been in a lot of pain. So i went to a doctor and he told me that it wasnt steroids that i have been injecting into my ass, it was hemroids.

[barry]

Got to watch out for that 'Roid Rage.